the same way that the Yanks, blue period, offered the world, among many others (not least) benefits (I think, especially, Henry Kissinger, George Walker Bush and, of course, the F-4 Phantom), think tanks (think ancient Greek, meditation, and tanks, AMX-30), we, we, French (be) s [1], we take pride in, I believe, an invention, many free cloth us, (but) it also helps that (very) much to the development of mankind: the fink tank (named top thinker Alain Finkielkraut), which is both (and for a small fee) a foolproof deductive method, and a permanent invitation, "furiously philosophical" (Pierre-Andre Tagada dixit), never take anything for granted.
deductive method validated, the fink tank allows (among others) to any poor pimply guy (but) with a minimum sense of observation to move - albeit, we shall see, in an environment populated by natives of color (and therefore hostile) - without asking the way to cops, the only way a short (but crucial) series of cross-level 9 on the Sherlock scale.
Thus, according to this method (tested), if for example you see two black people around you, then you are in Bamako.
If you see, however, two black women, but flanked by hundreds of children you are in an essay by Hélène Carrère (the CADEM) on pandemic polygamy of the Negroes of the suburbs. And finally if
you see around you eleven blacks, dressed in blue jerseys, then the fink tank and formal: you are in Stadefrance (and the whole of Europe is laughing at your face because, well, anyway, all the Blacks, very sincerely, it's been a little neglected).
Admit it a far more formidable efficiency than a GPS.
Second advantage fink tank (for the same price, you'll notice) it is also, did I tell you, a (genuine) thought constantly changing (and therefore at least as (foolishly) that challenging crossword Nouvel Observateur).
On June 26, for example, its most famous representative, Alain Finkielkraut Himself, let go in Le Figaro (by Serge Dassault) this hard (but if refined) consideration: "Multiculturalism has this singular that legitimate and celebrate all cultures except the host country, invited to make space, to dissolve. "
And just yesterday (see I beg the evolution of thought), when asked by a friend, the same Finkielkraut launched in Le Point (Pinault) this no less severe (but not refined) notes "It offers our company a multicultural future, and the great paradox multiculturalism is that all cultures are welcome with the exception of one, the host culture. "
Aaaaah yeah, you gonna tell me, but wait, my boy, c'que we have here is not (at all) thought the first point and second point, it is not (at all) rather than evolutionary: it was rather something like a reactionary kind of competition that repeats exactly the same thing, three weeks apart, in a bay on the right, then another, right ditto, and you can be sure this story will make him the multiculturalism next six months, remember, we already did it with the racism-is-the-communist-the-twenty-first century.
And I must admit, my faith, you did not completely wrong - and suddenly the fink tank is perhaps less formidably powerful than I've previously thought.
But also, what need have all these bad people from elsewhere (which oftentimes is planquent under burqas of brass) to jump in with both feet on our culture-of-the host country?
Notes [1] strain, essentially - what else?
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